Who am I (in depth)
So Who Am I Really?
This is a compilation of tests and surveys I have been taken over the years. Many of them are not even close to correct but some are scarily close to reality. I just enjoy doing tests and quizzes, and I figured that would give a somewhat unbiased idea of who I am since I am not writing, but I am always answering honestly on all questions asked. Nothing is changed, removed or added in these results, though some of them had a very long conclusion and for the sake of the website I just included the first paragraph(s).
I see this as a work of art and not something that should be taken too seriously.
If you wish to see the narrative more conventional version click the About Me link...
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Anxiety Screening Test
Mild to little anxiety.
You have answered this anxiety screening in such a way as to suggest that you are not likely currently suffering from an anxiety disorder. Remember that a little anxiety in normal, everyday life is to be expected and is a good thing. Nobody should be without any anxiety whatsoever, as anxiety is our body's way of telling us that we should pay closer attention to a situation, event or person in our lives (even if that person is ourselves). Scoring in this range suggests you have that normal level of anxiety but would not likely qualify for an anxiety disorder diagnosis. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way, though.
Are You a Geek?
You are pretty darned geeky
Based upon your responses to this quiz, you appear to be firmly entrenched in geekhood. Does this make you a nerd, a technophile, an expert in all this computer-related? Well, pretty much, yes. Friends and family likely come to you for answers to all sorts of questions technology and computer related. You are their tech idol.
But that's really not surprising, now is it? You know mainstream technology references, and you know and are interested in keeping up on nerdy sorts of stuff. (Although we didn't ask, we bet you're probably a regular reader of /. too!)
Are You Addicted to the Internet?
Borderline Internet addiction.
Based upon your responses to this quiz, you may be starting to experience some issues related to your Internet use. These issues are not serious at this time, nor should you be overly concerned with them. However, you may want to look to seek a more harmonious balance between your online use and your real-world life just to be on the safe side.
Are You An Indigo Child?
Your Score: Indigo
You were born in the right generation and scored very high on the checklist criteria. You're almost definitely an indigo child! I probably don't have to tell you much about what that means, because you're driven and have a passion to do something important in this world, you're in touch with yourself and you're in touch spiritually . You were born with purpose and will be part of global change. I hope you like the results, many indigos seem to find solace in finally knowing why they are different from the general population and in knowing they are not completely alone.
Are You Evil?
Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else at least consider finding a more sadistic career, like being a bouncer or a meter maid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it.
Are You Loony?
It only happens once in a blue moon, but when you cut loose, you really cut loose. We wouldn't call you loony, but you might qualify for loon-ish. Because while you've been known to have your moments of insanity, you're usually the model of decorum. That's why people are so tickled when you do occasionally do and say off-the-wall, goofy things. But you usually tend to keep your emotions and behavior strictly in check — making sure the scales are firmly tipped toward "sanity" is something you take pride in. That said, it wouldn't hurt to indulge your loony side a little more often. Being dependable and reliable is one thing; being predictable is something else entirely. So leave work early and go fly a kite. Hire a skywriter to inscribe your squeeze's name in midair. Go skinny dipping in January. Make a point of leaving room for spontaneity and craziness in your life — trust us, it's lots of fun.
Are You Ready to Meet Your Maker?
Spiritually Ready.
Not bad. But it might be time to re-evaluate what you consider to be the important aspects of your life. You don't seem to be in a peaceful place, and you may have lost sight of the more enduring values. If the apocalypse ever comes and you want to make sure that your heavenly ticket gets punched, try to focus on what really matters. If you realize what a difference you can make in others' lives, you'll succeed.
Attention Deficit Disorder Test
Moderate ADHD Likely.
You appear to be suffering from a moderate amount of attention and concentration difficulties according to your responses to this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional soon to rule out a possible attention disorder.
Can You Predict The Future?
Jonas, you are Pretty Intuitive.
You get a bad feeling about a restaurant...and your coworker gets food poisoning there. You think about a friend you haven't seen since high school...and she emails you the next day. Sure, these slightly-more-than-coincidences don't happen all the time, but when they do it shows that you've got a little more insight than the average person. Perceptive and open-minded, you're the type who enjoys the unexpected, even if it may not happen as often as you'd like. It's not that you carry a crystal ball — you're just open to new things and hidden possibilities. We can see into your future and it's looking bright!
How Bright Is Your Aura?
Jonas, the brightest color in your aura is White.
Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having White as your brightest color means that the seventh layer of your aura is the most vibrant. You have an exceptional love for life, which stems from your deep connection to the universe. You're an open channel of energy from the universe, and this infuses your aura with a divine energy. Where a bright layer of your aura expresses strength in a certain area of your life, a dull layer can indicate weakness or illness.
How Can You Simplify Your Life?
Jonas, you can simplify your life by taking things less seriously.
You're a responsible individual who people know they can depend on to help them out or to follow through on an assignment. Trying to keep on top of your own responsibilities is hard enough work. When you've got a reputation for taking care of others, too, it's easy to get stressed out. It's great that you care so much, but when you find yourself making lists at night instead of counting sheep, or nibbling your nails instead of lunch, you know you've got to cut yourself some slack. Sure, it's easy for us to tell you to lighten up, but the world isn't really resting on your shoulders alone. Try squeezing in a little "me" time into your daily routine to watch TV or get your nails done. Now that's some advice that you should take seriously.
How Do You Connect?
Jonas, your connection type is The In-depth Conversationalist.
Whether it's 4 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon, you're probably the friend people call when they need someone to talk to. "Lean on me" might as well be your theme song. You're a great confidante and advisor who's especially good at listening to your pals when something's on their mind. Just make sure they're willing to do the same for you!
Marathon phone calls don't tire you out! You've been working on your endurance for years. Whether talking about the major events in your life, spelling out every detail of your last vacation, or giving the all important blow-by-blow of your last date, you've got stories to share with the loved ones in your life! And if that afterthought occurs just after you hang up? No worries. You're not ashamed to call back for a quick update. Sure, your friends might tease you about your flair for drama and attention to detail. But they always know that when they need you, you're just a phone call away.
How Hip Are You?
Jonas, you're hip with the success stories.
Hey there, go-getter. It's no surprise you're ahead of the game because you've got your eye on the prize. Focused and hardworking, your mind never stops churning and thinking about what could be. That's why you're happiest when you're knee-deep in a research project, a book, or a problem, and you can put in the extra hours and effort to figure it out and learn something new.
But that doesn't mean your nose is always buried in a book. You've got an open mind when it comes to discovering great things, so you're constantly embarking on new adventures and meeting new people. The result? You rarely do the same thing twice. And that's how progress is made.
Right Job / Wrong Job
Jonas, the right jobs for you would allow you to be Creative and Analytical.
You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside the box and to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others. It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward you for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current. All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.
The Brain Test
Jonas, you are Right-brained.
Most right-brained people like you are flexible in many realms of their lives. Whether picking up on the nuances of musical concerto, appreciating the subtle details in a work of art, or seeing the world from a different perspective, right-brained people are creative, imaginative, and attuned to their surroundings. People probably see your thinking process as boundless, and that might translate to your physical surroundings as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that you're disorganized, it's just that you might use different systems to organize (by theme, by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and rigidly ordered folders are not typical of right-brained behavior. You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes to reading literature, you probably prefer creative writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more than other forms like algebra.
The Classic IQ Test
Congratulations, Jonas! Your IQ score is 136.
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
The Corporate Culture Test
Jonas, you'll thrive in a corporate culture that allows you to be a Team Player.
Everybody can have a good idea, but you're the type to actually follow-through on it. You value putting actions behind your words, and you're quick to see things work in ways that others cannot. As a result, you help provide structure and coherence to an organization. Because of your uncanny abilities, you know when to speak up and when to let others lead.
The Emotional IQ Test
Jonas, your Emotional IQ is 117.
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Emotional IQ test. But your Emotional IQ score is much more than just a number: it's an indicator of success. Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores — not necessarily those with the highest IQ scores — tend to be the most valued and productive employees and have the longest and happiest romantic relationships.
So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test result show that your strongest suit is empathy — your ability to see things from someone else's point of view.
The Enneagram Test
Jonas, you're a Type 5 - The Experimenter.
Friends, family, and colleagues probably appreciate your probing intelligence and open-minded approach to life. They're also apt to know that when they come to you with a problem, you can be counted on to give them a carefully considered answer based on keen observations. As an Experimenter, you're likely to be seen as a capable and competent individual with a visionary outlook.
Being a member of this type puts you in good company. Renowned painter Georgia O'Keefe, with her reclusive nature and intense focus on her craft, and Albert Einstein, with his groundbreaking theorems and unprecedented view of the space-time continuum, were also Type 5s.
This means that compared to the eight other Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of perception as well as a curious and innovative mind. In fact, like many Experimenters, you have a strong drive to understand how things work.
The ESP Test
Jonas, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition.
This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.
The Freud Test
Jonas, Freud would say your strongest unconscious conflict stems from events that happened when you were a Toddler.
He would also conclude that relative to others, your personality today is moderately affected by the events of your childhood. It appears that your biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts you stems from what Freud defined as the anal stage of development that occurred when you were between a year and a half and three years old. Freud would say that this conflict can manifest in your personality by giving you a tendency to be unusually disorderly or messy, or "expulsive." You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak. This normally happens when parents neglected toilet-training and gave too much control to a child and the child naturally reacts by exerting their power and indulging their desires.
Freud defined five psychosexual developmental stages that everyone goes through on their way from infancy to adolescence. And each of those stages is associated with adult personality traits. At each stage, we all had to overcome certain "conflicts" or hurdles as we learned new skills and developed relationships with others. No one gets through all five stages without having trouble with at least one of them. And it's this unresolved "trouble" that Freud encouraged people to travel back to, recognize, and overcome.
The Handwriting Analysis Test
Jonas, your handwriting reveals that you are Orderly.
Your writing style reflects that you like things to be neat and orderly, and that you generally follow the rules necessary to keep things clear. Is it your signature, your line spacing, or your style of indenting that gives you away?
The Happiness Test
Confidence.
Jonas, you're happier than 16 percent of the other people who took Tickle's Happiness Test.
How do Tickle's experts know this? Because they measured your overall happiness level in relation to other test takers. To do this, they examined your attitudes and behaviors in the seven proven areas of life that are known to determine your happiness: Contentment, Confidence, Gratitude, Personal Growth, Cheerfulness, Relationships, and Optimism.
For example, your test results show that your level of confidence is one of the things that helps you feel happier overall. This means that for the most part you like yourself and feel satisfied with who you are. You probably also tend to view yourself as a capable person and feel proud of your actions in most situations. This respect for yourself helps you to make positive life choices.
The Health IQ Test
Jonas, you're most savvy when it comes to Attitude.
They say attitude is everything, and for positive people like you, it can make all the difference. Your mind plays a big role in your overall health and wellbeing. Luckily, with your great outlook on life, you're able to roll with the punches and not get sidetracked by the small stuff. While other folks might get stuck in the sand, you keep pushing ahead and are able to stay focused on the bright side. It's your upbeat attitude and optimistic approach that are sure to keep your body and mind chugging along. Congrats!
The Religion Test
Jonas, your belief system is best suited to religions that value open mindedness.
How do we know? While you were taking this test, we compared your religious beliefs against 10 of the world's most common religions. Your score shows that you share core beliefs with religions that encourage you to find your own spiritual path.
You are attracted to a religion that tolerates mixed beliefs about the existence of God and upholds the idea that there is something to be learned from every religion. You are open to a wide variety of religious and spiritual ideas. You are attracted to spiritual groups that are composed of typically open-minded and intellectual people who actively engage in individual exploration of many different spiritual truths.
The Super IQ Test
Jonas, your IQ score is 141.
Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.
The way you think about things makes you an Intuitive Investigator. This means you have multiple talents and can do anything you set your mind to. You're able to detect numerical patterns easily and are able to grasp the true complexity of the world, both in its details and in a more abstract form.
The Therapy Test
Jonas, the therapeutic approach most likely to benefit you is cognitive behavioral.
You are particularly well suited to this orientation because you are prone to negative thinking. Most therapies, including the cognitive behavioral approach, rely on many different techniques. Some you could expect to hear about are transference, relaxation, and active listening.
The Palm Reading Test
Jonas, the shape of your hand reveals that you are especially good at nurturing your relationships.
Based on the signs in your palm, you have much to gain by developing and caring for the close relationships in your life. By putting directed energy toward your relationships, your efforts will be returned multi-fold.
Tickle's Original Inkblot Test
Jonas, your subconscious mind is driven most by Reserve.
You approach the world with reserve because unconsciously, and perhaps consciously, you like to be in control. You keep your emotions to yourself and you may seem mysterious or enigmatic to others.
You're often very cautious about truly expressing yourself. Even people who have known you for some time may find it hard to get close to you.
What's Behind Your Emotions?
Jonas, your emotions are triggered by your underlying belief in Loyalty.
In other words, your uncompromisingly loyal nature directly affects how, and how often, you experience certain feelings. For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you can connect on a meaningful level with friends, family, and others in your community. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in loyalty and the range of emotions it triggers.
What's Your Destiny?
Jonas, your destiny is to be a Protector.
Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As a Protector, you have an exceptional gift for guiding and comforting others when no one else is willing or able because you actually feel their pain as if it were your own. If you could insulate those you love from all hardship, you would consider that your greatest accomplishment. You offer caring and thoughtful advice that helps others heal and move in a positive direction, but you don't call attention to yourself, choosing rather to selflessly give to others in order to make the world a better place. This sense of duty and exceptional work ethic will get you far in life, however, it can lead to frustration when you don't get the appreciation you deserve. Remember to take care of yourself because if you feel good others will feel reassured by your steady, prudent, and methodical ways, and the world really will be a better place!
What's Your Eating Style?
Jonas, you're an Indulgent Eater.
You, more than others, truly gain satisfaction from eating. And because of this, you sometimes have difficulty slowing down or just saying no. You enjoy eating and what's great about that is you understand how to appreciate certain aspects of food that others do not. You see food as more than just a source of nutrition or energy. For you, dining, or just plain eating, can be a really enjoyable experience. On the downside, however, you might sometimes indulge too much in the satisfaction you get from eating.
What's Your Emotional Age?
Behavior: 49% mature. There are countless reasons why people may act or feel a certain age at any given point in their lives. Feeling a certain age is not a static thing, nor is it something that always follows a pre-determined pattern. Some people act older when they are children then have a second childhood in their retirement years. Others act like children until they become parents and then seem to click into a different mode. It can be helpful and insightful to learn which stage you're at right now, and why.
Emotions: 28% mature. In the realm of emotions, you seem to fall into the "adolescent" category. This means that you sometimes express your emotions without thinking about the effect they have on other people. It can also mean that you are extremely self-conscious and worried about what other people think of you. Adolescents are notorious for being influenced by peer pressure and societal standards. Adolescents may also often be moody and withdrawn and have a hard time making emotional commitments, but they can also display great creativity. They feel strongly about many different things in their lives. Your passion for life probably comes through in your emotional reactions.
Responsibility: 44% mature. When it comes to the level of responsibility you assume, you fall into the "adolescent" category. This means that you might not be someone who is considered dependable, except perhaps in a crisis. Adolescents typically have little concern for the consequences of their own actions and avoid most commitments. This tendency is not conducive to developing trusting and enduring relationships.
What's Your Fantasy Island?
Jonas, your fantasy island is New Zealand.
Rugged. Adventurous. Both! When you head on vacation, your fantasy island is the wild and diverse country of New Zealand. A curious and courageous spirit, you don't need — or necessarily want — a lot of pampering when traveling. Not one to lounge on a beach chair most days, you seek out challenges (on holiday and off), especially when there's a chance to hone a new skill or test your mettle.
You tend to relax by doing — be it bungee jumping, hiking the backcountry, or hitting every museum a city has to offer. Like New Zealand's varied terrain — glaciers, beaches, cities, and mountains — you can entertain even the most rambunctious friends. For you, there's nothing better than letting go of convention and heading off toward a new, undiscovered sunset. Ramble on!
What's Your Goddess Identity?
Jonas, you're Phoenix!
You go, girl! Like a Phoenix, the beautiful, soaring bird that represents vision and a thirst for life, your quest for adventure never dies. Whether parading around in a flashy, red dress at your next party, volunteering to tutor kids in reading, or signing up for a photography class, you possess a natural creativity and curiosity that guarantees a life filled with all sorts of exciting twists and turns.
People around you marvel at your energy — how is it that you're able to whiz through a jam-packed day, rush to your kickboxing class, and then still feel lively enough to hang with friends and family? Just chalk it up to your undying love of life. You've never met a challenge you didn't like — even when it comes to romance. No one can resist your diva-like charms, not even that scorching crush who leaves everyone else weak in the knees.
Chances are that with your confidence and radiance, you have plenty of invitations to movie dates and nights out with the girls. So go to it, Phoenix. The world needs more people like you!
What's Your Lucky Number?
Jonas, your lucky number is number Four.
As a 4, you're no stranger to melodrama. What's that? Are those violins playing gently in the background? And like all good performers, you are in touch with a variety of your inner characters. You've got all the angst of an early '90s garage band, but fortunately it fuels your creative urges and helps you relate to others.When your friends aren't giving you a standing ovation, they're sharing their feelings because you really listen. 4s have an inner Vasco De Gama of sorts, as they fearlessly explore uncharted emotions within. As a Romantic, you enjoy emotion whether it's watching a sappy John Hughes film for the 20th time since high school or pursuing that mysterious lover who doesn't know you exist. But be careful, road kill just might take you a little longer than your friends to get over. And ending a relationship of any kind might send you straight into a depression you oblige with a healthy dose of Peter Gabriel or Enya. At your best, you can harness your emotions like few others to produce unique expressions of yourself. Your need to "feel" might lead you to commit risky acts that could hurt you—umm fellow 4s J.D. Salinger, the Artist-who-can't-stop-changing-his-name-to-Prince, would you care to chime in? But trusting your self-knowledge gives you an advantage that others lack. All in all, it's not a bad gig being a 4.
What's Your Monster Match?
Jonas, there's a Devil lurking inside of you!
You are hotter than Hades, sinfully sexy and beautifully bad because your monster match is the devil. Controversy seems to follow wherever you go since your impish ways are full of mischief. With mottos like, "Flirt first and ask questions later," and "If you believe in the hereafter, then you must know what I'm here after," you make Temptation Island look like a monastery.
You're either looking for another fresh angle to play or another fallen angel to play with. But you are fiendishly fun to be around, as irresistible as original sin. People feel less inhibited around you as you raise hell around them. But watch out devils, your forked tongue could get you into trouble. The love triangles you create could circle around and burn your pointy tail. And you better be fast on those cloven hooves of yours because not everyone appreciates a horny devil like you. But that's just the nature of your game.
What's Your Nightmare Career?
Jonas, your nightmare career would be as a Telemarketer.
Does the very though of an impromptu speech make you sweat? Avoid making calls to strangers at all costs? Then it's no surprise that telemarketing would be your absolute career nightmare. Harassing people while they eat dinner, selling things they don't need, and asking if they would mind "answering a couple of questions"? No, thanks. You'd rather be mute. When it comes to the workplace, making a big scene isn't exactly your forte. Instead, your perfect job would be the kind that taps into your introverted brilliance. You enjoy the opportunity to figure things out on your own. And while you sometimes enjoy working as a team, you really thrive when your gears are grinding, your mind is working, and it's all done low-key. Being on stage isn't your ultimate goal — so step away from that call center — you've got better things in mind!
What's Your Perfect Pet?
Your ideal pet is a Rabbit!
Eh, what's up doc? There's more to rabbits and guinea pigs than just giving them a steady supply of carrots; just like you, they can be sociable companions who may not adverse to a comforting cuddle when the time is right. They just need to be handled gently, but firmly. In fact with a bit of patience rabbits can be allowed to roam in the home, as they can be house trained thanks to their habit of always going to the toilet in the same place. Just be wary of any nibbling habits they may have - bunnies have very sharp teeth and your furniture may look tasty. Rabbits and guinea pigs are always popular with children, not to mention adults who have retained a youthful edge to their personality. They are quite easy to keep, although they really need to have access to a run in the garden, or better still the whole garden at regular intervals. Just keep them away from your vegetable patch and make sure you have checked their sexes if you have more than one – they breed like, …well you know!
What's Your Sense of Humor?
Jonas, your sense of humor is Banter.
Like a king of pinball, you've made an art of playing off of people because your sense of humor is all about banter. Like many great comedians before you, a roundtable of friends, or a roomful of targets, is the catalyst for what makes you laugh. It brings out the wit — and sometimes the nitwit — in everyone. It's quantity, not quality that matters as you and your friends alternate outbursts like the riffs of a hit single. Here's the bottom line: You're a social creature. Other people's inside jokes even strike you as funny. You manage to gravitate toward people who can appreciate a tall tale and you've probably never hesitated to fire off a zinger — even in a roomful of strangers. So keep it up with your bantering methods. Laughter, after all, keeps the world going 'round.
What's Your Shopping Style?
Jonas, you're a Utilitarian Shopper.
Sensible shopping has never looked so good. Not one to comb the clearance racks or scour the bargain bins, you've got your eye on the prize when it's time to go shopping. Focused and determined, you go to the mall with a mission in mind. Save the browsing and impulse buying for other folks. You're probably a practical person who would rather be doing other things than roaming around a bunch of stores. Who needs 50 pairs of shoes or a new wardrobe every season? For you, being sensible is the most stylish thing around. Sounds good to us!
What's Your Superpower?
Leapin' Lizards, you're a CHAMELEON! Your answers show a keen awareness of your place, coupled with real social insight. When it comes toblending in, you're probably a pro. Chameleons are masters of disguise and can fit into any social situation or group. Able to change your colors at a moment's notice, you adapt quickly to changing moods, conversations and attitudes. This special power makes you the perfect candidate for a life in espionage, acting or simple social climbing. Sound exciting? An unassuming air, well-practiced charm and a fine eye for human behavior are your tickets to success. If you want to dive headlong into the role of the chameleon, you'd better stock up on theater make-up, acting books, outfits, fake noses and reversible jackets. Practice your skills by crashing parties and trying to fit in. When the hostess swears that she's met you before, you'll knowyou're ready for the big time. Chances are good that if you use all your innate chameleon skills, you'll go far. Good luck!
What's Your Theme Song?
Jonas, your theme song is My Way!
You're a straight-shooter with strong-willed resolve. That's why Limp Bizkit's "My Way" is your theme song. When you're at your best, you're holding court at the local restaurant, or hitting the highway with friends for a road trip. (Of course you're driving). We can see you facing that mechanical bull at the bar—even after it throws you three times in a row. You don't back down easily and you're not afraid to make changes and make them fast. When those first few beats and vinyl scratches start playing in your head, you've got all the motivation you need to speak up, and get started with a new direction. And if others don't immediately appreciate your style, they know where the highway is. You're always ready to do it your way.
What's Your True Color?
Jonas, your true color is Red!
Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you do.
What's Your True Talent?
Jonas, your true talent is spatial ability.
Your ability to visualize objects in three-dimensional space gives you a unique view of the world. Because of this talent, you are much better than most people at imagining new designs including floor plans, page layouts, and three dimensional objects. How do we know that's your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on spatial ability. People like you are usually great when it comes to putting together assemble-it-yourself furniture or other household items — whether the items arrive with instructions or not. Your spatial skills also help you understand the finer points of how things work.
What Are You Afraid Of?
Jonas, you are most afraid of not belonging.
Have you ever noticed that you're more concerned about whether others will love and care for you than many people around you are? Or do you sometimes worry more than you should about being unneeded, unimportant, or even ostracized by those around you? If so, you're not alone. There are many people who share your fear of not belonging. It can be a real strength to recognize your fears. By being aware of the things that frighten you, you can assess whether fear is helping you or negatively impacting your life. For instance, a fear of not belonging may sometimes motivate you to take action in a positive way, like by being more willing to compromise than others. However, fear's negative aspects can sometimes be more damaging than you realize. Living with fear not only prevents you from living life to the fullest; it can also have a significant negative impact on your energy, health, and your close relationships if not kept in check.
What Color Is Your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Emerald vibe. Your bright, refreshing, grass-green aura tells us that you're a relaxed person with a laid-back attitude. Into living a healthy lifestyle — from eating right to trying yoga and aromatherapy — you're down-to-earth and always easy-going. You bring calm and peace with you wherever you go. A bit of a flower child, you're as unpretentious and open-minded as they come. Everyone is invited to your party. Chances are you have quite the green thumb, too, as well as a knack for healing people — both emotionally and physically. Sensitive and compassionate, you're as reliable as the earth and as natural as herbal tea and organic vegetables.
What Does Your Hair Say About You?
Jonas, your hair personality is Edgy.
You refuse to buy into trends and would much rather wear a one-of-a-kind creation than something purchased at a mall. Blech. When it comes down to it, you break the style rules and love being unique. Your individuality has probably produced many unconventional hairstyles, whether or not you've dared to bear the shortest, spikiest hair or the shaggiest mullet in town. No matter what, you adore being edgy, so take control and give your hair a new twist — bang-accenting highlights or a wild new cut. Being an individual is always hot.
What Kind of Movie Are You?
Jonas, if you were a movie, you'd be a Dramatic Tearjerker.
Pass the tissues. Like any good tearjerker, you're a sensitive soul who strikes an emotional cord with people. A perceptive person, you're cut from the same fabric as those more serious characters who endure heartbreak, rise above the odds, and follow their hearts — even if you haven't experienced tough times firsthand.While you may enjoy having time to yourself, you're always there for the people you love. If someone calls you moody, they probably aren't seeing the same obstacles that you are. And that's what makes you such a caring and understanding individual. So keep looking out for the everyman and more importantly, for yourself. You're bound to make a world of difference!
What Kind of Troublemaker Are You?
Jonas, you're a Rule-Breaking Revolutionary.
Ever read the rules on the back of a board game? Followed directions to a recipe? We didn't think so. A wild child in the truest sense, you tend to make up your own plans and procedures as you go along. You're smart, you think things out, and you always back up your words with action. Just keep in mind that you could actually learn a lot from some authority figures. So pay attention to people you respect who've gotten ahead and made their marks in life. They may know something you don't. Besides, sometimes playing by the rules is the best way to get what you want.
What Shapes Your Personality?
Expressive.
Jonas, your personality is shaped by your Expressive nature.
People like you who are extremely Expressive prefer to take things as they come and easily adapt to changes in their lives. You probably feel most comfortable leaving your time unscheduled, free, and flexible. You're likely to gain a great deal of satisfaction from keeping things open-ended so your mind can explore spontaneous ideas. In addition, your freeform approach to your life makes you seem easygoing, yet energetic to others.
Which Animated Show Are You?
Jonas, your animated show is South Park.
C'mon, was there any doubt your cartoon match would be South Park? If there's a boundary to cross, you're there. And you'll probably cross it twice. And then you'll do something kinda dirty to it. Not only are you usually the first to hear about breaking news, but you're almost always the first to make fun of it. Hot-button topics and cultural references? Nothing's off limits!
Which Hairstyle Matches You?
Jonas, your hairstyle should be Sweet and Subtle.
It shouldn't be too surprising to hear people think you're a sweetheart. Laidback and easygoing, you know when it comes right down to it, how you treat others is what counts. So, it's no wonder your signature hairstyle should be as natural and unpretentious as you.
With your big heart and fun spirit, you'd probably rather spend your time hanging out with friends than primping in the mirror. Why fuss if you don't have to, especially when it gives you more time to laugh and enjoy the moment? Whether you're blonde, brunette, or something in-between, your hairstyle is bound to be as bright and sunny as you are!
Who's Your Inner Rock Star?
Jonas, your inner rock star is 50 Cent.
What up, gangsta? Okay, so maybe you're no gangsta, but that doesn't mean you avoid controversy. Like your music match, 50 Cent, you pour your heart and soul into everything you do. And most of all, you wanna make sure that your voice and opinions get out there. A determined and enthusiastic soul, you don't worry about what other people say, especially critics. Get rich or die tryin' — we know you'll get rich!
Your Gender Identity Test
Jonas, you're 56% feminine.
This is based on how you scored on a variety of traits that, founded on classic research and our own studies, are typically associated with women.
You're also 44% masculine, which is based on how you scored on traits that are typically associated with men. When we compare your results with other men it shows that you are somewhat more feminine than other men.
But what is gender identity exactly? A person's gender identity is defined by the extent to which they see themselves as masculine or feminine. Every person possesses both masculine and feminine qualities to some degree, however the extent to which each person has these qualities differs widely. While you were taking the test, we calculated your scores in 6 areas typically defined as masculine and 6 areas typically defined as feminine.
Your Subconscious Self
Jonas, your subconscious mind is most preoccupied with issues around your friendships.
On a conscious level, you might already be aware that something is troubling you, or eating up a lot of time when it comes to your friendships. But it's also possible that thoughts and feelings about your relationships have been preoccupying your subconscious mind — leaving you with nothing more than a general sense that things just don't feel 100% right in your life though you can't quite figure out why.
Your Unique Personality
The Secret Agent.
How You Approach Life, You, Secret Agent, are an exceptionally observant individual with a thirst for adventure. You are extremely outgoing and prefer when life is less structured and more spontaneous. You wouldn't want to get stuck in a boring routine because it could limit your possibilities. At the same time, you prefer to savor your experiences and not get caught up in chaotic moments that prevent you from learning from the moment. You approach each day as new, enjoy the unpredictable, and thrive in environments where you can do your best observing — away from the center of attention.
The following is a test I found, screening for personality disorders. Of-course a test with a few pages of yes/no questions can't determine if you have an illness and that is not what it's for either, but I find it quite interesting. Especially how it sort of tells you what kind of personality you have, it's also interesting to see others since it really tells a lot of the person.
The test can be found here: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Go ahead and try it yourself and you'll see how well adjusted you really are =)
Personality Disorder Test
Disorder - Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
The following questions are from 15 - 20 different myspace profile surveys and ordered in alphabetical order. Stupid questions get stupid answers, but I tried to be honest. Some of the questions are apearing more then ones, that is becuase it's many surveys merged into one. They are also made at different times so they might give diffent answers on the same question.
Are you going to be working tomorrow?
No
Are you dyslexic?
I think so
Are you the kind of person that is tardy all the time?
Hmm... I don't want to be but it happens that I am late quite often
Are you the same political party as your parents?
No
Are you a republican, democrat, or apathetic?
Hmm? I am not an american... =)
Are you old enough to vote?
Yes
Are you a vegan?
I try to be...
Are you a vegetarian?
Yes
Are you afraid of sharks?
No, but since there are no sharks around here that is not really a problem, if there were I maybe would be afraid of them
Are you the most recent generation or do you have nieces or nephews?
I am in the most recent generation
Are you homophobic?
No
Are you friends with any cops?
No, cops have a tendency to ruin my night photography
Are you okay with your weight?
Naah not really
AC/DC or Fall Out Boy:
AC/DC
AIM or MSN:
AIM
Are you psychic?
I have a very good ambience sense, I can often sense danger or when there are people close by and for some weird reason I also use to feel if the tv is on.
Are you wearing socks?
Yes.
Are you afraid of the dark?
I use to be more then I am now, but there are monsters in the dark...
Are blondes dumb?
Some... but I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that they are blond.
Are speedo's hot?
No.
Any secret talents?
Why keep talents secret?
As a kid, were you a lego builder?
Yes, very much so
Are you listening to music?
Not anymore... but I still sit with my headphones on...
Are you lonely or content?
Lonely
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?
No
Are you talking to anyone online?
Yes
Are you tired?
Yes
Are you bored?
Yes
Are you in love?
Not at the moment
Are you perceived wrongly?
Sometimes
Are you confident?
so-so
Are you passive or agressive?
Can I be passively aggressive? =)
Are you a daredevil?
No
Are you a loner?
Yes and No... I like to be alone but not lonely
Addictions?
Coffee... =)
Age you wish you were:
12
Age you act:
22
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?
The University keeps misspelling it Jones, and no one can pronouce it here in England
Are you named after anyone?
My second middle name is after my father
Are you registered to vote?
Yes
Are you a camera whore?
I'm a photographer, does that count? =)
Bob Barker:
Old McDonald had a farm E A E A O
Body Builder or Wimpy:
Stupid question...
Boy or Girl:
Boy
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No the leprechaun stole it...
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?
Yes, there are a lot of possibilities
Belive in easter bunny?
No
Belive in Witches?
Yes, but not the kind that flies on broomsticks...
Belive in Yin and Yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?
Yes, I believe that there is a reaction and oposite to every action so every action has a good and bad
Belive in love at first sight?
Yes
Belive in Luck?
Yes
Belive in Ghosts?
Yes
Belive in Santa?
Yes, I even know what kind of car he drives...
Belive in Satan?
No
Belive in God?
Yes, many
Belive in Magic?
Yes
Belive in Astrology?
No
Belive in Miracles?
No
Belive in life on other planets?
Yes
Birthdate:
15'th of March
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Black Sheep
Can you drive?
Yes
Can you think of a weird use for a rubber band?
Shooting them at people are not weird enough, right?
Carbon:
Fiber
Cheese:
Wallice and Gromit
Chicken:
Factory Farming
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate
Can you do the moonwalk?
No, I don't think so.
Can you skateboard?
I use to but that was a long time ago... I don't know if I could now.
Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
I don't think I ever tasted peanut butter.
Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I don't think so...
Can you cook anything?
Yes
Can you make a card pyramid?
Yes
Can you prank call people?
It's been a while but sure, why not
Can you impersonate someone?
Not that well
Can you speak a different language?
Yes, I am right now.. =)
Can you stay up a whole night without sleep?
Yes, no problem
Can you gleek?
What is that?
Can you dance?
Not that well but a bit
Can you touch your tounge to your nose?
No
Can you cross your eyes?
Yes
Can you roll your tounge in a circle?
Yes
Can you blow a bubble?
No
Can you whistle?
Not well
Can you write with both hands?
Not very well
Can you sing?
No, I would like to though...
Chips or popcorn?
Chips
Confess some of your more recent sins.
What is a sin? I can't think of anything interesting to write here...
Does your school have cliques?
Uhm... well... not really
Do you judge other people at school by what they're wearing?
No
Do you wear nice clothes to school?
I wear "normal" clothes to shool
Do you have add or adhd?
No
Do you put off doing your homework?
Yes, but I do it... Just the last minute
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes
Do you have your own car?
Yes
Do you want to have a job?
Not in the normal sense... I want to be an artist
Do you have a job?
No
Do you go to bed at a decent hour?
Not often
Do you read at all?
Yes
Do you keep the water running when you brush your teeth?
Yes
Do you hate political bumper stickers?
Depends on the bumper sticker
Do you care about issues going on in the world?
Yes, but I think that issues going on locally is more important
Do your parents excercise?
My mom does
Do you have asthma or exercised induced asthma?
Yes, but not anymore.
Do you get enough exercise?
At home in Finland I do but here in England I don't
Do you hate getting sweaty?
Not hate but I don't like it either
Do you do any sports?
Yes, I do mountainbiking and Geocahing
Do you try to be enviornmentally friendly?
Yes
Do you carry keys with you wherever you go?
Yes
Do you like guitar hero at all?
I had to google that one... I have never played guitar hero and I don't think I would like it
Did you go to a private elementary school?
No
Do you still watch vhs movies or only dvds?
I don't have a VHS player, I have some tapes though
Do you wear lip gloss at all?
No
Did you have a furby when you were little? if so, what color?
No I never owned a Furby
Do you like vegetarians?
I love vegetarians... =)
Do you have a cat?
No
Do you wear sweaters or hoodies more often?
Sweaters
Do you think these questions are a little weird or are they refreshing?
Quite weird, but that is refreshing
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, a Nokia 6230 if I remember right...
Do you own a pair of adidas sandels?
No
Do you have many friends?
No
Do you like yourself?
Sometimes
Do you believe in yourself?
It happens
Do you want to go to college?
Been there done that...
Dog:
Bull
Sunlight or Darkness:
Darkness
Doggy or Kitty:
Doggy
Do you shop at American eagle?
No. I never been to America.
Do you wear nailpolish?
No.
Does your mom know you have a myspace?
I don't think so.
Do you believe in magic?
Yes.
Do you snort when you laugh?
Sometimes, and I hate when that happens.
Do you like camping?
Yes.
Do you play any instruments?
Yes, Keyboards, and some guitar.
Do you like your life?
It goes a little bt up and down... Right now I do.
Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers.
Do you have a nickname?
In real life, not any that have stuck. On the net I have a few though.
Do you cry at weddings?
No.
Do you like your handwriting?
Haha... Well I can read it, most of the times... =)
Do you give a darn about the ozone?
Yes, global warming will kill us all eventually if we don't do it some other way first.
Do you sing in the shower?
No, but I sing in the car... =)
Do you chew on your straws?
No
Do you snore?
Never heard me snore so I don't think so
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?
Average I would guess, I am no beauty and I don't pretend to be...
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out?
Yes, it helps a lot
Do you consider love a mistake?
Love is a very strong feeling, like hate.. It's not a mistake it's a natural state of mind
Do your friends know you?
They know different versions of me, I am the only one that know the whole me
Do you trust others easily?
Not that easy... it takes a while to get me to trust you
Do you always feel understood?
No, I often feel misunderstood though
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?
Yes
Do you believe in organized religion?
Kind of...
Do you think God has a gender?
Yes, shes female
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
No
Do you wish on stars?
Yes =)
Do you like to drive fast?
Yes =)
Do you drive?
Yes
Do you talk to people even though you hate them?
Unfortunately that is hard to avoid
Do you take walks in the rain?
Yes, but I rather walk when it's not raining
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Not anymore
Do you talk to strangers who IM you?
Yes, sure
Do you go to church?
No
Do you pray?
Not in a conventional way and not to the Christian God
Do you read the newspaper?
If I have nothing better to do while sitting at the kitchen table at home in Finland, yes
Do you think you are good looking?
No, I don't think I'm ugly but I am not a beauty exactly and I am not trying to be either
Do you think life has been good so far?
Sure... Not fantastic but I am satisfied
Do you think you are emotionally strong?
No, I wouldn't say that
Do you have a journal?
No, I have a twitter though
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?
Just on the net
Do you have any bad habits?
Everyone has bad habits, so do I
Do you hate yourself?
No, most of the time I don't hate myself
Do you have any secrets?
Yes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
Yes, or trying at least
Do you live in the moment?
Yes
Do you have a webpage?
http://www.jonasthomen.com/
Do you speak another language?
Swedish and English, a little Finnish and I understand Norweigian and Danish...
Did you have long hair as a young kid?
No, long hair is a recent idea of mine...
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure, why not
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?
No
Do you have cable?
No
Do you like the rain?
Yes, but not if I'm outdoors or need to go there...
Do you believe in the paranormal?
Yes
Do you like snakes?
I respect snakes... I don't like them more then most other animals
Does anyone fancy you and if so would you wanna know who?
I don't know... and yes I would wanna know
Do you want to live forever?
Yes I guess that would be cool... even if I would be a freak...
Do video games and rock n roll caus violence?
No, I don't think so. The society causes the violence, the video games may trigger it though
Emo or Prep:
Emo
Ethnicity:
Norse
Eye color:
Dark Brown
Ever thrown up in public?
Yes
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
No
Ever made a prank phone call?
Yes
French Fries or Baked Potato:
Baked Potato
Favorite cell phone company:
Elisa
Favorite type of Computer:
Apple
Favorite animal:
I kind of like Sloths =)
Favorite food:
Vegan Lasagne
Favorite candy:
Liquorice
Favorite pie:
Blueberry
Favorite flavor of Ice Cream:
Strawberry
Favorite book:
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Favorite actress:
Winona Ryder
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favorite TV show:
My name is Earl
Favorite movie:
Blair Witch Project
Favorite song:
Björk - Jòga
Favorite band:
Promoe
Favorite color:
Black
Favorite band at the moment?
Múm
Favorite Show:
Trailer Park Boys / My name is Earl
Favorite Movie:
The blair witch project
Favorite Band:
Múm
Favorite Color:
Black
First kiss?
What exactly do you want to know?
Friend that lives farthest away:
I know people in all continents expect Antarctica
Friends you miss being close to the most?
The old gang from my hometown in Finland
Favorite arcade game?
Bejeweled
favorite chocolate bar?
Mars
Favorite pizza toppings?
Peppers, Mushrooms.. olives... hmm.. onion rings... getting hungry now
Goals to acheive?
Get through the last year at the university
Golf is:
Slightly Interesting
Group Dates or Single:
Single
How do you get to school and back every day?
Walking
How old will you be in two years?
Holy shit, don't remind me... =)
Have you ever participated in a peace rally?
Yes
Have you ever worn one of those sweatbands around your head?
Maybe when I was a kid, Nowadays I use to wear buffs
Headphones, Earbuds, or Speakers?
All of the above, right now I use headphones
How often do you get a new purse...and for guys a new wallet?
A few years ago I got a new wallet, my mom bought it in India
Have you ever heard of a freezer cup?
No, but it sounds like a good idea =)
How many times have you.. ya kno?
None of your business... ya kno...
High School Musical:
Please no...
Harry Potter:
Lord Woldemort
Have you read "Catcher in the rye"?
No.
Have you ever hitch hiked?
Yes.
How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
None.. =)
Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No, I don't think so.
How do you like your eggs?
I don't have eggs...
Have you ever been on an airplane?
Many times, unfortunately... Don't like it very much.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
973
Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
Yes, I quite liked it.
Have you eaten sushi?
No, I have yet to try that.
Have you ever bungee jumped?
No, seems like there are better ways to kill yourself...
How is the single life for you?
Quite real...
Have you ever been in love?
Yes
Have you ever gone roller skating since 8th grade?
No
Have you ever made out in a theatre?
No
Have you ever gone out of your way to befriend someone?
No
Have you ever talked to someone you don't know?
Yes
Have you ever performed on a stage?
Yes, even with the Finnish National Circus. =)
Have you ever sang to someone for no reason?
Yes
Have you ever written a song?
Yes, many
Have you ever peed your pants after age 8?
No, I don't think so.
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes
Have you ever smiled for no reason?
Yes
Have you ever danced in a public place?
I usually don't dance, but I have danced outdoors.
Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?
Yes
Have you ever sat on your rooftop?
Yes, not the current one though
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
No..
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out?
Yes, it should be the same...
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?
Not really
Have you ever had a dream that kept coming back?
Yes
Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
eek...
Have you ever been in a mosh-pit?
No
Have you ever been on radio/tv?
Yes
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes
Have you ever told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?
Yes
Have you ever killed an animal On purpose?
No. Or wait, I've killed flies and mosquitoes in the thousands...
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
Yes
Have you ever met a famous person?
Yes
Have you ever broken the law?
Yes
Have you ever had a dream that came true?
Yes
Have you ever been betrayed?
Yes
Have you ever done anything sexual with the same sex?
No
Have you ever kissed the same sex?
No
Have you ever thought you're going crazy?
Yes
Have you ever had sex with a stranger?
No
Have you ever made out with a stranger?
No
Have you ever killed someone?
No
Have you ever slept all day?
Yes
Have you ever slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?
Yes
Have you ever talked on the phone all night?
No
Have you ever gone one day without food?
Yes
Have you ever pulled an all nighter? If yes what is your record?
Yes, 52 hours, probably more when there been nights without sleep, but I don't have a number.
Have you ever thought about suicide?
Yes
Have you ever slept outdoors?
Yes
Have you ever been on stage?
Yes
Have you ever been picked on?
Yes
Have you ever beaten someone up?
Yes
Have you ever gotten beaten up?
Yes
Have you ever played strip poker?
Yes
Have you ever ran away from home?
Not for more then for a day
Have you ever had surgery?
Yes
Have you ever had a medical emergency?
Yes
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes, living in the countryside has a few advantages =)
Have you ever been in love?
Yes
Have you ever eaten something that made other people sick?
Other people regually eat things that makes me sick, not the other way around.
Have you ever been out of the country?
Yes, I am out of the country right now
Have you ever hurt yourself?
Yes.
Have a favorite quote?
"The opposite of Weird is Boring" by Bruce the wonder Yak
Have any pets?
No
Happy with your hair color?
I'd rather have black hair but this is allright, I can't colour it anymore since it's in dread form
Hair color:
Dark Brown
Happy with your eye color?
Yes
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
No
Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
What?! =) No
How many cars have you owned?
Many =) Let's see... 7 I think
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Yes
How do you feel about fire?
I love fire
Have you ever blown anything up in a microwave?
No, it would be nice to try the golfball though... =)
Have you ever played Nintendo's NES?
Probably..?
Have you ever intentionally eaten a spider?
No
Have you ever died?
No, at least not in this lifetime...
Have you ever argued with a teacher?
Yes
Have you ever gone bovine tipping?
Could you translate that to English, please?
Have you ever drunk vodka out of a mountain dew can?
No
Have you ever been to Russia?
No
Have you ever woken up in a car?
Yes
How do you feel about cheese?
Uhm... I wish there was better vegan alternatives to it
Have you ever been to Spencer's gifts?
No
How will the world end?:
By overheating
Have you ever broken a promise?
Yes, everyone has broken a promise, it's not something I would normally do though...
Have you ever been caught doing something "bad"?
Yes, probably...
Have you ever smoked?
Yes
Have you ever consumed alcohol?
Yes
Have you ever done drugs?
You shouldn't do drugs, drugs are bad ok? Do alcohol instead, and become a drunk... that's both legal and socially accepted...
Have you ever committed a crime?
Yes
Have you ever masturbated?
A little privacy please... =)
Have you ever watched porn?
Yes
Have you ever had sex?
A little privacy please... =)
Have you ever pretended to be someone or something you're not?
Just on the net, quite a long time ago
Have you ever gotten into a fight?
A very long time ago
Have you ever wanted everyone to die?:
No, it would be horribly lonely =)
Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
Not seriously
Have you ever attempted suicide?
Not seriously
Have you ever hurt yourself?
Yes
Have you ever wanted to die?
Yes
Have you ever been made fun of?
Yes
Have you ever been discriminated against?
Yes, because of my language...
If you had the means, would you drive a hybrid car?
Yes
Is a dog a man's best friend?
No.
Is drug free the way to be?
That is a very hard question, caffein could be considered a drug... and alcohol that generally isn't concidered a drug is ruining much more of my friends then "real drugs"
Is Santa Clause real?
Yes, and he drives a Volvo.
Is McDonald's disgusting?
Very much so.
Is Tupac still alive?
No he flew back to his home planet to meet up with Elvis...
Is marriage in your future?
Kind of hope so...
I am ...
God
I wish ...
I wouldn't have to write my dissertation
If i were a ...
Rich man
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?
Kind of annoyed
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
I should have learned Finnish in school
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would like to be more social... less shy
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
My mood is a bit annoying... but nothing I can't live with
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Yes, ofcourse... =)
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?
Jonas the Movie =) ...I haven't got a clue...
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?
I have no problem with my name... Don't wanna change it
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?
Sofia, possibly maybe...
If you had an oppourtunity to snipe the current president, would you?
I assume you mean the American, I would love to see someone else do it. if I was planning to kill the president I wouln't answer yes to that question right? =)
Is it platypuses or platypi or platypussies?
I don't know what that means?
If the government were to legalize marijuana, would you do it?
Occationally, maybe...
If America were to fall, what would be the cause?:
Their attempt to play the world police
Is revenge the answer?
Not that often, but there are times when you have to stike back...
If the moon was a potato would you eat it?
No, I use it as my secret base for my spaceship... and it's a cheese not a potato
Lindsey Lohan:
An actress?
Long Term or Short Term Relationship?
Long Term
Lost or Grey's Anantomy:
Lost
Lover or a fighter?
Loving fighter
Last person you talked to online?
A friend from home
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:
Righty
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Never shopped there
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Oh that was some time ago... Not this summer, maybe the summer before this one
Last time you swam in a pool?
I don't even remember... years
McDonalds:
Bloody Murder
Musically Inclined or Athletic:
Musically Inclined
Myspace or Facebook:
Myspace
My heart is ...
Really a purple alien elephant
Obsessions?
hmm.. I'm quite obsessed with my art, when I start doing something I do it 114%
Orange Juice or apple?
Apple
Push it to the:
Edge
Pool or Ocean:
Ocean
Peanut Butter or Jelly:
Peanut Butter
Piercings?
None
Paper or Plastic?
Plastic
Ribs or Steak:
I am not to eating corpses
Starbucks or Cariboo Coffee:
Starbucks
School:
University for the Creative Arts in Maidstone
So many people don't know that ...
I am doing this
Screen Name:
enzeth
Single?
Yes
Straight/Gay/Bi:
Straight
Spongebob or Jimmy Neutron?
Don't know them...
Sprite or 7-UP?
Sprite
Shower, morning or night?
Morning
Tell me about your most recently posted myspace picture:
My only myspace picture is a painting by me, of me...
Turn-off?
Porn, especially with two men or two women
Turn-on?
Sweetness, Humor and Intelligence
Thing you're picked on most about?
My hair.. =)
Tattoos?
None
Type of music you dislike most?
Finnish Humpa
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
An update of Adium
Tell me about the caterpillars...
Well, they are kind of long and sometimes hairy...
Tell me your thoughts on God.
I belive there is a higher power ruling over the balance of good and bad in nature... it could be called nature itself
Tell me your thoughts on the Devil.
A christian God made to scare people to do what the church wants them to
Tell me your thoughts on Heaven.
I belive there is an astral place where the soul go when we die, some call it heaven some summerland...
Tell me your thoughts on Hell.
Same as the devil... it's made up to scare people to be good or else...
Tell me your thoughts on the human soul.
The soul is the life force in humans as in all living things...
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:
Bored, Anxious, Tired, Sad, Empty
What will you do when you get off the computer?
Make food (vegan such)
What teacher is most memorable out of all of your school career?
We had a workshop last year with a Irish sound guy... he gets the vote
Would you rather take math or english?
Math
what do you usually dream about?
Weird stuff, lately I haven't really dreamed that much
What possession is most valuable to you?
Like things I couldn't live without, the laptop and the camera.. but that is just tools and could be replaced... my photos maybe
What school do you go to?
University
Who can you least picture doing a sport?
My dad
When's the last time you ran for more than 5 minutes?
When I stepped in a Earth-Wasp nest a few years ago... I generally don't run unless I am running away from something
What's the worst sport to watch?
Football and Icehockey are on the shared first place of idiotic sports in my book...
Who's your daddy?
His name is Sthure and he's a truckdriver
Were you baptized?
Yes
Why do spray dusters get cold when you spray them?
Something with the pressure change I think (?)
Which blanket that you own is your favorite?
The one I use
Whose mom, other than yours, did you last say "i love you" to?
None, that I can think of
Whose digital camera do you use to put myspace pics up?
It was shot my Mamiya RB-67, medium format film camera, and then I painted over it digitally.
Would you like to go on a diet?
Absolutely not
Where do you want to go to School?
Where I am now is pretty allright...
What instruments do you play?
Piano, Keyboards, a little classical Guitar, Recorder
What sports do you play?
Mountainbiking, Geocahing...
What are your future goals?
To be able to live on my art
Wheel of:
The Year
Water:
Lake
Weight:
About 95kg
What's the most annoying TV commercial?
The one they have in Swedish TV4 that goes "Vill du ha nått från köket" =)
What was the last thing you ate?
Spaghetti and a sauce of beans and soymince.
Whose life is better then yours?
I don't know, we all have secret lives...
When's the last time you cried?
About 2 weeks ago.
What are you addicted to?
The internet
When was the last time you were in a car?
Quite a while ago...
What time is it?
0:55
Where does the other sock end up?
Under the bed.
When was the last time you said, "I love you"
Quite a while ago, it's not something I would say even if I mean it.
What are you allergic to?
Little furry bunnies... and other things.
What's your stand on hunting?
I don't think we have any more right to kill animals then we have to kill humans.
What's your ideal vacation spot?
Somewhere where there are not that much other people nice nature and a braodband internet connection
What color is your keyboard?
Grey
Were you a cute baby?
Don't remember, it was a long time ago...
What do you think of "Reality TV"?
I don't watch much tv but there are some that are good
What's your worst fear?
To end up "normal"
What's the last thing you've said?
I said "Hi" when I met the japanese housemate in the kitchen
What's the last store you've been in?
Spar in Maidstone
What's the last shoes you've worn?
My sixsixone mountainbiking shoes... love them... =)
What's the last flavour of gum chewed?
It's been years since I cheved gums
What's the last food you've eaten?
Pasta and a mix of mushrooms, olives and onions
What's the last book you've read?
Apart from the school work, "Wärväkull" (a book about the local history in finland on the 1600's)
What's the last number you've dialed?
Don't remember
What's the last drink you've had?
Coffee... I still have half the cup left
What's the last time you've looked at the clock?
Right now... =)
What's the last song you've sang?
It's been a while since I sang but it might have been something by Promoe or Múm
What's the last joke you told?
Can't remember
What's the last movie you watched?
Big bad wolf
What's the last time you cried?
About two weeks ago
What's the last time you laughed?
Today
Who was the last person to touch you?
A girl on my class... and maybe someone else later but not intentionally
Who was the last person to text message you?
My brother
Who was the last person to write a poem about you?
Never happened
Who was the last person to sing to you?
People generally don't act that weird to me, I am the weird one.. =)
Who was the last person to go with you to the movies?
It's been a long time since I went to the movies, but the last I remember was with a few friends
Who was the last person to buy you something?
Mommy
Who was the last person to call your cell phone?
Mommy
Who was the last person to take your photo?
A friend, and probably a whole lot of CCTV cameras
Who was the last person to write you a note?
My landlord, about the rent... =)
Who was the last person to tell you BYE?
Another guy that share this house with me
Who was the last person to hug you?
My mom I think...
Who was the last person to kiss you?
Not telling
Who was the last person to tell you, I love you?
Don't remember
Who was the last person to say HI to you?
A guy that lives in this house
What's on your mousepad?
I don't use a mousepad
What book are you reading?
Wärväkull
What are you worried about right now?
My dissertation
What are you wearing right now?
My normal clothes...
Who was the last person you wanted to kill?
Bill? =)
What's the last present someone gave you?
Eeh... I don't remember.. =)
What is best about the opposite sex?
I like to think of people as individuals and not drag all of a certain sex over the same edge
What do you find romantic?
Candles =)
Who's house were you last at?
The house I rent in England
Who's your second family?
I have only one family
Who listens to your problems?
A friend
Who do you trust most?
That would be my mother or my brother..
Who are you on the phone with most?
My mother.. i think
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?
Don't know
Who's the one person that knows most about you?
I am
Who is your best friend?
I don't really know... I don't have a single friend that I would call my favorite
Where do you think we go when we die?
The body disintegrates, I believe the soul are reincarnated
What is the fictional character you are most like?
Lisa Simpson
What do you like the least about your body?
My feet are too big to get any shoes I like...
What do you like the most about your body?
Uhm... My hands are quite good... and I like my hair =)
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?
To jump on every oppertunity you get, you wont get too many
What is your greatest strength and weakness?
My art / music is my strength, my weakness would be that I'm quite shy
What are your #1 priorities in life?
My art
What's your biggest fear?
Heights and Darkness, and becoming too "normal"...
What is the compliment you get from most people?
My music and photography gets me quite much compliments
Whats your job?
"Photography and Media Arts" Student
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?
No, I don't think so
Would you name a child of yours after you?
Yes that is a tradition in our family
What's your screename?
On irc it's enzeth, my band is Ambient Light
What is your name?
Jonas Mats Sture
What do you think about most?
My art and music...
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
I usually don't use a backpack, the one time I use it is when I go hiking and then I have my camera gear in it...
Whats the name of your pet?
I don't have a pet, I had a walking stick (instect) that was called Linus many years ago
Where would you like to go right now?
Home
What message is on your voicemail machine?
An automated one that I never check... I don't even remember the password there.. =)
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
True love
Who is your longest friend and how long?
I don't tell names in these surveys but for about 25 years
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
My Mother
What cell phone provider do you have?
In Finland: Elisa, in England: O2
What's your favorite comic strip?
Scrooge McDuck series by Don Rosa
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Bungee jumping: No, Skydiving: It would be interesting but I am quite scared of heights
What kind of computer do you use?
An Apple Powerbook G4
What did you do last night?
Composed music
What's your name spelt backwards?
Sanoj
Where's the farthest place from home you've ever traveled?
Italy (from Finland)
What's your favorite season?
Late summer
When you light candles, do you play with the wax?
Yes, sometimes
What is parcheesi?
I have no idea
What d'you wanna be when you grow up?
An artist, but I really don't wanna "grow up"
What was the last thing you ate?
Pasta
What color was the last beverage you consumed?
Red
What do you hate most about the world?
All the injustices
What is man's greatest threat?
Man
What do you love about the world?
Nature
What would you die for?
Nothing really, to be honest
What would you kill for?
My life or the life of my loved ones
What do you live for?
My art
What is your biggest weakness?
I am quite shy
What is your greatest strength?
My creativity
What do you want to change about yourself?
My mood and social skills
What is your worst fear?
I am scared of heights and darkness...
What makes you happy?
To create, music or art... especially when I'm done, the post-creational euphoria... =)
What are some of your regrets?
I don't really have any big regrets... I should have learned Finnish in schoool...
Who do you look up to?
There are a few artists that I really look up to... Both musicians and photographers / video artists
Who looks up to you?
I know of a few amateur photographers that really looks up to me
What is the best way to get rid of an enemy?
Arsenic in his drink (just kidding). To ignore him until he leaves you alone...
What do you want to be remembered for?
My art
Would you rather learn from your mistakes/sins or have them forgiven?
Learn from mistakes / sins
What is your deepest, darkest secret?
If I told you that it would no longer be a secret...
What was your last Dream?
I was in a place near the sea, with beaches and grass... the beaches was black... I was lost but it was exciting and I was happy...
What was your last Nightmare?
It's been quite a while since I had a nightmare but one that I remember was that I was running from something in a cellar that was huge I couldn't find my way out...
When was your last time you cried?
A few days ago
When was your last time you laughed?
Yesterday
Who was your last person you loved?
A girl that goes to the same Uni as I do
Who was your last person you hated?
hmm... I don't remember...
Who was your last person you talked to?
A friend of mine that I share this house with...
What was your last Lie?
I can't remember...
What was your last big loss?
Don't know...
What was your last big mistake?
Can't remember..?
What was the last law you broke?
Speeding I think... or wait, walking over a road with a red traffic light..
What was the last rule you broke?
hmm..?
What was the last thing you broke?
I can't remember...
What was your last proud moment?
Can't remember any special moment... When I finnish something I have small proud moments...
Who was the last person you hurt (physically or emotionally)?
A friend I think, and that would be emotionally...
Your:
Loss
Your mom or Your mother:
Your mom
You believe in divorce?
I think it's better to divorce then to live a lie.
Your Style:
I have dreadlocks and am vegan... (is that style?)
Your Grade:
Last year at the university
Your Crushes First Name:
My first crush name was Maria (but that was not what you asked) =)
Your Present Town:
Maidstone, England
Your Hometown:
Jakobstad, Finland
Your Car:
A Toyota Avensis
Your favourite inside joke?
To talk about how bad this country is... (we are all from abroad here)
Your family:
Parents and a Brother
Your living arrangement:
I share a house with three people from Japan and Malta
Your height:
1.85 -ish
Your age:
32
Your gender:
Male
You like anyone right now?
I like many people